World Cup Quarter Final

Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England.

They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldino goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldino 10minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".

They put

the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - England 1

(Crouch 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he single handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his

hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"

 

Hallo!

Ja - kommt hin! England stolpert sich durch die Vorrunde...
Der Fluch von Wembley.   
Kleine Sünden bestraft der liebe Gott sofort - oder er läßt England NIE wieder eine WM gewinnen! 


Gruß
Markus

Ecuador macht dat schon!